Chat Up Lines
Pt 1
1. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
2. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
3. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only
one talking to you.
4. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher.
Have you seen one?
5. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth
tonight.
6. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
7. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
8. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
9. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only
a light switch away.
10. Are those real?
11. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther
for that thing you do with your tongue.
12. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by
morning.
13. (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck
itself.
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