Chat Up Lines
Pt 2
1. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
2. Excuse me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
3. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom
floor.
4. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
5. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by
again?
6. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
7. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
8. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
9. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
10. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been
drinking?
11. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth,
I bet we could do it in public.
12. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you
like pizza?
13. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
14. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself
in them.
15. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these
wet clothes.
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