Jokes
It’s great to be a man
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
Your orgasms are real. Always.
Your last name stays put.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
You don’t give a rat’s ass if someone notices your new haircut.
You don’t have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
Wedding dress ?2000; Tux rental ?100.
People never glance at your chest when you’re talking to them.
New shoes don’t cut, blister or mangle your feet.
A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
Your underwear is ?10 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on
a bolt.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife.
The world is your urinal.
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